Thought it would be a good idea to do the advert like an actual job advert. Please add/edit etc. This is the rough draft:
Supernatural Organisation looking to expand its workforce.
URCS (Unknown Response Combat Squad) is an internationally recognised organisation based in the Brecon Beacons, Southern Wales, UK looking for enthusiastic employees to help in protecting the general public against the growing supernatural threat.
Requirements: Prepared to work long hours and regularly put life in danger, don't worry, we have the best doctors. Willing to live in the middle of nowhere, again, don't worry it's pretty. Competent in chosen field.
Benefits: Excellent wage. Hard work isn’t ignored; a financial system has been set up so bonuses are given out and so goodies can be bought. Get to see the world, governments across the world request help from zombies in Peru to vampires in Russia. Free accommodation on base with extensive facilities including gym, common room and cafeteria.
Please send your enquires to our personnel department at:
urcs-overlords@hotmail.com and we look forward to hearing from you soon.